Like millions (or billions) of other people, I’m starting a blog. I have no idea what I’m going to focus on in said blog, but I do know that I will need many things to keep my mind occupied as I’m on Day 3 (Day 4 perhaps because it’s 10 minutes after midnight as I type this) of my last diet.
And of course we shouldn’t call them diets. It’s a “lifestyle change”. Like I’m going from being a heterosexual to a homosexual (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I guess it is a lifestyle change, or needs to become one for it to be permanent. One thing I know for sure is I’ve struggled with weight my entire life and I’m done with that struggle.
So what “lifestyle change agent protocol” am I subscribing to? Well, I really wanted to find a weight loss method developed by a Vietnamese doctor who worked with French Olympians. I had many to choose from, but settled upon Ideal Protein.
After only 3 full days I can hardly be a spokesperson for it, especially since days 4 and 5 are supposed to be THE WORST EVER as far as the withdrawal from carbohydrates is concerned. So talk to me on Monday and see if I survived. I envision myself sweating and delirious in my bed not unlike Joaquin Phoenix in Walk the Line. I’m sure it won’t be that bad……I hope it won’t be that bad……
Anyhooha, I’m outta here for now. Thanks for reading (stalkers)!